Category Archives: eww
A Fecal Matter
If you’ve been reading Great Smitten for any amount of time, you know I’ve shared an embarrassing story once or twice. This one’s a bit different. It’s a confession. Something I did that was, well…gross. But also just a testament … Continue reading
Filed under Baby, confessions, eww
My car is a time machine.
A few weeks ago, my friend and co-worker, K, told me my car smelled like Play-Doh. I got offended, but she said it was a good thing, that it reminded her of her childhood. Over the weekend, I washed the … Continue reading
Filed under a change will do you good, eww, random
In my dreams
Last night, I had this dream that Simon was cheating on me, so, of course I am mad at him today. I’ve been trying to tell him about the dream all day, because it was the first really vivid … Continue reading
Filed under being southern, eww, forgiveness, marriage
girl, shoot.
A friend at work was telling me about dontdatehimgirl.com yesterday. It’s a Web site where women can post profiles of men they’ve had bad dating experiences with, and my friend had apparently gone out with a guy before discovering on … Continue reading
i was not happy.
This morning, I pulled on my jeans – the same jeans I wore last night (don’t deny it: you wear your jeans several times between washes too). I smoothed my hands over the front and the back and…wait a second…what … Continue reading
Filed under eww, famous people
